More silliness from the back of my mind (and one from the Onion):
"There was too much friction on the table - it should have slid" (Max, grasping at straws in a futile attempt to explain why his mug of tea skidded across the table and tipped over onto the newspaper)
"Do you think you'll ever go over to the Dark Side?" (FDPG to Dominic)
"They're fun, they're fashionable...and if you made them life-size, their heads would be 5 feet in circumference." Finally, something that vindicates my dislike of those uggalleeeee Bratz dolls.
"You might think you know what's going on in my head but you don't. I don't even know what's going on in my head." (Max to me, curiously lucid on his impending teenage self)
Someone just called their dog Yangtze River Number Two. And paid 352,000 pounds for it. Gosh, and there was me thinking Sparrow was a dorky name (and if you don't know what I'm talking about, you obviously aren't as engaged in trivial meaningless gossip as I am).