We wish to notify you Again that you were listed as a lawful Heir/Beneficiary to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds).
A regular mail was dispatched to you but no response from you. We request you to kindly acknowledge this email to enable us process your inheritance.
Dear Yours truly.
Your letter showed up in my Junk Mail
box this morning. I don't want to sound patronizing, but the worryingly bad
punctuation (surely you have someone who can fix this for you?), odd language (am I a "lawful Heir" OR a "Beneficiary" and
why don't you seem sure?), and the fact that the sum itself is in
brackets makes me kind of suspicious.
What sort of
response do you want from me? If you tell me you need my bank account
information you and I will have to cease all correspondence. I might live in eternal hope but I'm not a complete idiot, although the fact that I'm actually
responding to you makes my point slightly suspect.