I am calling this post How My Week Went 3 because I am an orderly cat and this is my third post in the series. My first post detailed the gripping saga of me against some particularly trying budgies; my second post detailed my battle with a Playmobil Caesar and how I emerged victorious. Now I am going to regale you with some amusing escapades, involving the
I like to start each morning by chewing on someone's hair. You might like your Omega 3's - I like hair. Each to their own potion.
FDPG and Max are the most obliging in this respect, although Max's hair has a tad too much gel in it for my liking.
After that I like to go to the salon for some grooming. I have several slaves to do this for me, but it is rather exhausting training them. Good help is so difficult to find. FDPG has such a short attention span.
After my comb over I like a cup of coffee.
I find that sitting looking pointedly into the mug generally gets good results.
Not ALWAYS, but usually. Sometimes I have to resort to turning on the television.
That always brings them in.
After coffee I like a little read. This book came highly recommended by the Fat Persian down the road but I have to tell you: it's NOT about dogs. I assumed, by the title, that it was. Now THAT is what I call misleading advertising.
Last time I listen to a Persian...
At this point I usually have a nap. My life is SUCH a whirlwind.
Sometimes I even have two naps. There's a reason they call it Beauty Sleep.
Every so often I like to skulk in the garlic beds, because there is a particularly toothsome snake living in them. I don't know how Sheila knows I'm here, but she usually comes out and shoos me away. It's very annoying. That snake looks quite fat and juicy.
This week there was the Incident of the Butterfly Drinking Bowl (Ed. Note: aka A Photo of Toffee's Big Fat Behind), but we won't get into that. It's all SO undignified. I hate it when unflattering pictures are taken of me, don't you?
Besides, what am I to do when I have a thirst
They are so wonderfully crunchy.
Instead I will tell you about my Catwalk Moments. I know, I know, not only do I have a wild and crazy social life, I ALSO model. What can I say? Some of us have it. And I clearly have it.
I'm too sexy for this blog, too sexy for this blog, too sexy for this blog, poor blog blog blog.
And with that I bid you adieu, sweet peons. If you ever have the urge to come and groom me, do visit.
I will make my humans give you tea.