Boy2: Can we put a spiral staircase off this deck? How about a slide? It could go right into the pool!
(for the record, deck is approximately 20' off the ground - it is a very high deck)
Girl: Only 17 more days until my birthday. Sixteen if we don't count today. I love avocado.
Boy1: Why do we pay for internet? Look, my Touch says there are two unsecured connections around here. How can you like that gross green stuff?
Father: (eats dinner silently)
Mother: I need a haircut. This is the albatross of having short hair. It needs cutting all the time. I have hag hair. I hate having hag hair. I'm poofing.