# "I for one welcome our new computer overlords" (who said this?)
# "Mum, I only want you to criticize me when I want you to!" (who said this?)
# FDPG motors through a chocolate mousse roll but takes HOURS to eat her chow mein. Why is this?
# 4-H Public Speaking ends on a high note! Whoo hooo!
# Three days under a grow light and the moonlight marigolds are sprouting.
# The Dutch door in the kitchen was open all morning - could it be spring?
# I find some paper covers to make my matchboxes look like books. Is there anything more exciting?
#Watson doesn't know his Harry Potter from his Voldemort. I am SHOCKED.
# Sheila learns to crochet. The world might just stop and shudder for a moment.
#Almost forgot: someone is giving away MOUTHWASH on Freecycle. Mouthwash? Someone else's mouthwash? Blech.