Monday, June 28, 2010

Random Twits

# Don't pick more strawberries than you can actually DEAL with in a few hours. Trust me on this one.

# When picking husband up at airport, go directly to Arrivals gate. Don't get side-tracked by the Argentina vs. Mexico game in the lounge. He will take this somewhat personally.

# Snakes like straw. It's a fact. Deal with it.

# When people give you tips on pruning fig trees, write them down. Do not trust these things to your memory.

# Try not to let the fact that eldest son walks around randomly punctuating every comment anyone makes with the word "LOL" (pronounced "loll") drive you insane.

# If you wake up at 6am to watch a World Cup game, you will be tired by lunch. You might also be slightly irritable.

# Remember that your children will repeat amusing phrases they hear on the BBC's Horrible Histories. Phrases like "I'm so random!" will follow you where ever you go. Tip: earplugs.



2 comments:

Rebecca said...

Phew.

When I saw the title of your post on my sidebar, I was afraid I'd see that photo of the three of us.

Random Twits indeed!

sheila said...

Oooh, now you've given me an idea....