Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Random Tweets

In which I post pretend tweets from the day's events...

# Can Naonka get any more irritating? That girl needs a crash course in Genial Philosophy, crash being the operative word here. I'd like to crash her head into Brenda's. Those two have egos the size of Jupiter.

# Why do they give the bikini-clad butts of the girls on Survivor the LONG PAN? I sometimes feel as though I'm in a teenage daydream.

# It's cold. Is there a possibility of having the winter go away before it evens starts? I don't feel as though we had a proper summer here. In fact, I KNOW we didn't have a proper summer here. I must take this up with the weather gods.

# Watch Neil Gaiman on Arthur! Love that his story was with Sue Ellen.

# The cat has the squits. Oh joy. That explains a LOT. Maybe he'll stop leaving dead mice at the back door now.

# FDPG's new word is SCOURGE (after reading about Attila the Hun). I heard her telling Dominic that her pink Webkinz pony is the scourge of the Webkinz Cemetery. Gosh, the drama around here. What do you think it DOES in this cemetery? I dread to think.

# FDPG and I have watched the Viva La Sorbonna lipdub over 30 times. Fist pump!

# I am going as an Highly Emotional Edward Gorey Female for Halloween. It will involve a long scarf and some black eyeliner. Sequins. Maybe a holstered stiletto and some sharp pumps. Oh, and champagne - we mustn't forget the champagne.





2 comments:

Samantha said...

"# It's cold. Is there a possibility of having the winter go away before it evens starts? I don't feel as though we had a proper summer here. In fact, I KNOW we didn't have a proper summer here. I must take this up with the weather gods."

Please do! And ask them to send a little warm sunshine my way too please!

sheila said...

Will do! If I can cut my through the frost to the outdoor phone line, that is.

Sob.